The Thomas Cup

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Le Tour de Langkawi Website Launch

YB Datuk Seri Hjh Azalina at the LTdL 2008 website launch

Le Tour de Langkawi 2008 Route Launch

YB Datuk Seri Hjh Azalina at the Le Tour de Langkawi 2008 route launch

Touch and Go

Everyone who uses the Touch N Go card needs to be aware of this new 'ruling'!!!

Please be informed that each Touch 'n Go card has a lifespan of 10 years from the issuance date. In your case, the card was bought in September 1998

and will expire soon. To avoid untoward incident, we advise you to replace the card at any Touch 'n Go Sales and Reload Counters before August 2008

and it is free of charge. Please bring the card to the following counters :

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On the road to Beijing Olympics 2008

Friday May 30, 2008

Track cycling team to set up base in Spain

PETALING JAYA: The national track cycling squad will set up base in Spain in their final run-up to the Beijing Olympics in August.

Track cycling coach John Beasley said that the earlier plan to have the cyclists in Hyeres, France, between June and July had been called off.

Hyeres has a velodrome but it will not be available because the French team for the Olympics will have their summer training camp there.

“We are unable to book track time in France. Our next plan is to go to Spain in the middle of June. We will spend about six to seven weeks in Valencia and Mallorca,” said Beasley in a telephone interview from Melbourne, where the cyclists are currently based.

The team will have to switch their training base because it will be winter in Australia between June and July.

There are now five cyclists in training in Melbourne – Josiah Ng, Mohd Edrus Yunus, Azizul Hasni Awang, Rizal Tisin and Junaidi Nasir. But Malaysia can have only four riders and the deadline for entries is June 20.

Besides qualifying for the team sprint for the first time, Malaysia also qualified two spots in individual keirin and one in the 200m sprint.

Double Asian Championships gold medallist Azizul should get to race in the 200m sprint and keirin as well. And Josiah will form a two-pronged challenge for Malaysia in keirin. Josiah and Rizal Tisin are almost certain to make the sprint team while it will be a fight between Edrus and Junaidi for the final slot.

The 28-year-old Josiah made it to the top-six final in keirin in the 2004 Athens Olympics.

Beasley added that he would decide on the four Malaysian entries for the Olympics after friendly competitions with the Australian team in Melbourne on June 15.

The competitions with the Australians, led by double Olympic champion Ryan Bayley, is also part of the build-up towards the Olympics.

Australia secured the maximum quota of five riders for track cycling in the Beijing Games and they are currently ranked second in team sprint behind France.

Le Tour de Langkawi 2009

The Government had called the Malaysian National Cycling Federation to discuss about Le Tour de Langkawi 2009. From the Government's view, Le Tour de Langkawi 2009 should be privately financed and Government support should be minimal.

Since the TOUR is of great value to the tourism promotion of the country and have a big impact on the cycling sport in the country, Tuan Hj Abu Samah Wahab and Datuk Naim Mohamad and Mr Maniam Manikkam being the President, Deputy President and Vice President of MNCF had agreed to undertake this monstrous task in implementing the 2009 Le Tour de Langkawi.

A few meetings had been arranged with prospective parties that will help and assist in making the TOUR a success.

The 2007 Le Tour de Langkawi costs RM 21 million, the 2008 Le Tour de Langkawi costs RM 19 million. Its hope that the 2009 Le Tour de Langkawi can be successfully implemented at a cost of RM 15 million.

Interested parties to help and assist are welcomed to contact the Malaysian National Cycling Federation or Datuk Naim Mohamad (Chief Operating Officer LTdL 2009 - dtknaim@gmail.com).

A week has past, this Sunday blues

1. When I was born, I got a choice : A big dick or a good memory.
I am not able to remember what I chose.

2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

3. A wife is a sex object.
Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

4. Impotence : It is nature's way of saying " No hard feelings "

5. There are only two four-letter words that are offensive to men :
" don't " and " stop ", unless they are used together.

6. Panties is not the best thing on earth,
but it's next to best thing on earth.

7. There are three stages to sex in a person's life:
Tri-weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

8. Virginity can be cured.

9. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity.

10. Having sex is like playing bridge.
If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.

12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?
Answer: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under .

14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing.
He was happy with The Hole and she was happy with The Thing......

15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't !

16. Q: What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party
and a bitch sleeps with everyone except you.

17. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact ?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

18. Of course you've heard about the Viagra computer virus,
it turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.

19. Despite the old saying : " Don't take your troubles to bed ",
many men still sleep with their wives !!!